Gummies

Ralpholomew, the owner and operator of “Hole in the Wall Wares and Widgets” tunneled into the holler of Stinkpipe Run, bringing some brand new wares from far and wide! Its gonna cost you your whole pulpee stash to afford the two legendary weapons: Splitter and Macerator. Just like his shop, we have Strawberry and Banana ready for you to secure for yourself!

A Strawberry gummy with a Banana Sour Sand!

Plant-based sour gummies coated with our proprietary SourUp sour technology. Same flavor innovation that powers our belts... now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

The Green Knight, an escaped Borelord experiment known as Green-117, enacted his revenge on his creators many hundreds of fiscal years ago in Grimtart... Ancient tomes spell out his great feats of ferocity and bravery against his corporate overlords, but with his armor now scattered across the land, who knows if her will ever return... Among his legendary escapades, a story recounts a raid he singlehandedly led on a Borelord Mastication Spire, leaving the air thick with the scent of Blackberries and Raspberries...

A Blackberry gummy coated in Raspberry sour sand!

Plant-based sour gummies coated with our proprietary SourUp sour technology. Same flavor innovation that powers our belts... now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

Sir Richard Cheeseworth has uncovered a map of an ancient treasure chest buried underneath the sands of the Desert just north of Zingdew Valley. The ancient story once depicts the desert as a fertile forest covered in fruit bearing plants, slowly taken by the sands of time. The chest contains the finest of the fruits; Pineapple, Mango, and Orange all cast in solid gold! A fine reward that tells of a fruitful kingdom and a time long passed.

A Mango gummy base with Pineapple, Mango, and Orange Sour Sand!

Plant-based sour gummies coated with our proprietary SourUp sour technology. Same flavor innovation that powers our belts... now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

The Ascerbic Order was out inspecting the Frasslands and was astonished to discover a new species of cat; the Candicore. The order reports that its mane swirls as it stares into your eyes, hypnotizing its prey with the intense colors. Meanwhile its tail winds up and prepares to throw its paralytic barbs in your general direction. If you see this creature, avoid it at all costs, and be warned that if you smell faint fragrances of Blackberry, Strawberry, Cotton Candy, or Cream, just know that it is near...

A Blackberry and Strawberry Gummy with Cotton Candy Cream Sour Sand!

Plant-based sour gummies coated with our proprietary SourUp sour technology. Same flavor innovation that powers our belts... now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

The queen is reluctant to give over any of these gummies, but she finds you quite amusing and will share her wealth of gummies with you. Blue Raspberry enhanced with Green Apple, further honed by the addition of Lime and Pineapple essence... Truly a taste that the mouth will be stunned to behold!!! A Blue Raspberry and Green Apple Gummy coated in Lime and Pineapple Sour Sand

Plant-based sour gummies coated with our proprietary SourUp sour technology. Same flavor innovation that powers our belts... now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

A forgotten flavor recreated by the strange yet amusing wizard... Some of you may have heard the echoes of the flavor from years passed, but for those of you with no recollection of the incantation, we will pity you. The sweet purity of Grape clashes with the bite of Lemon, now with an Orange base added to the cauldron... swipe these up before they fall out of existence!

Plant-based sour gummies coated with our proprietary SourUp sour technology. Same flavor innovation that powers our belts... now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

Ron Karmull is a simple minded being. Nothing makes him happier than to sit in a field and eat apples, pairing them with the caramel cubes he brings with him. He's not inherently greedy, he's just eatin! The Borelords have taken his recipe and simplified it, but we've kept it in it's full glory! A Green Apple Gummy coated in Caramel Apple Sour Sand.

Plant-based sour gummies coated with our proprietary SourUp sour technology. Same flavor innovation that powers our belts... now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

Each harvest, when the orchards of the Treacle Tutors are full of oranges, a swarm of bat known as a Fruitermaus descends to feast on the ripe citrus. Most Oranges are lost, but the ones that were bitten and left in tact are used in this delicious gummy! This symbiosis creates one of the most favored and rare flavors found in the realm of Grimtart! A yearly occurrence, and extremely rare... An Orange Gummy coated in a Blood Orange Sour Sand.

Plant-based sour gummies coated with our proprietary SourUp sour technology. Same flavor innovation that powers our belts—now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

Red Fordee gets caught RED HANDED. After thieving up all the tropical fruits from the SourForge, he was caught by the Green Knight on the way back to the Internal Residue Service. The deliverance of righteous justice is swift and sweet, and you can taste that justice in this bag! A Mango Gummy coated with a Tropical Punch Sour Sand.

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

Zalk is known for his ability to concoct a flavor, and to do so he must sometimes go where others will not in search of rare fruits... It was only a matter of time until he fell into the vines of the Grimsnap! This Carnivorous mutation of Strawberry and Lime comes to you in gummy form, but at great cost to our hero Zalk! (He lost his snack pouch) A Strawberry Gummy coated in Strawberry and Lime Sour Sand!

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

With a stroke of inspiration, Zalk went to work on melding flavors of unimaginable potential into one. In the heart of the Sour Forge, something incredible was created. This flavor was too difficult to pin down, with no single fruit coming to the forefront. This mystery gave it it's fantastic allure, and we're sharing it with you now! An Orange Gummy coated in a Green Apple, Grape, Peach, and Melon Sour Sand. Good luck trying to tell them apart.

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

Lurking in the waters of the Bingorian Trench, the CranDangler awaits its next meal. Illuminated Cherries precede it's gaping maw of thorned horror. Sightings are few, limited to only Jeb McCandry and the Richard Cheeseworth of Deepwater Marsh, after it washed ashore smelling of Blackberry, Cranberry, and Cherry! This is a tasty Blackberry Gummy coated in a Cranberry and Cherry Sour Sand. Jeb loved it, we bet you will too!!

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

The best tasting mango ever since mangos were invented, and this one's got a little heat on it! Be prepared for this State-Sponsored Coup that will overthrow your taste buds and make you a devoted citizen of the United Free Peoples Mango Republic... This is a Mango gummy coated in Mango Sour Sand, MORE Mango, and Habanero!

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
• Flavors from Natural Sources
• Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
• Real fruit purees inside

As Zalk picked some delicious fruit, Yello Fyve attacked him!! During the fight, the fruits blended together by accident, and a legendary treat was created. The creation is a Blackberry gummy base, coated with a Grape, Kiwi, and Lemon sour sand! Try some today!!

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
• Flavors from Natural Sources
• Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
• Real fruit purees inside

Zalk, while being a great wizard still makes mistakes from time to time. This one backfired and gave him a great beard and hair of Cotton Candy. Not one to let a good spell go to waste he created this Sensational Sweet. Even his mistakes can turn out great! A Blackberry Gummy coated with Cotton Candy and Blue Raspberry Sour Sand!

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
• Flavors from Natural Sources
• Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
• Real fruit purees inside

Deep beneath the stormy waters off Grimtart's coast, the legendary Kracain terrorized sailors for decades. But Pirate Captain R. Cheeseworth had finally had enough. Armed with nothing but the legendary Sundagger Blade, the fearless rat captain sailed straight into battle and faced the monstrous Kracain head on. After a fierce fight, Captain Cheeseworth escaped victorious, carrying with him mysterious pieces of the beast. During the long voyage home, curiosity got the better of him, and he decided to give his prize a taste. To his surprise, it was absolutely delicious! A BLACKBERRY gummy coated in ACAI, STRAWBERRY sour sand.

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

Beneath the waves lives Sea-tris, a fearless siren who answers to no one: not Harry Bink, not Zalk. She spends her days caring for the creatures of the sea, including the mysterious Guava Glub. Found only in the shallow waters surrounding Isla De Los Gritos, the Guava Glub guards a delicious secret. With a gentle touch, Sea-tris plucks a rare Citrus Pearl from its mouth. No other creature would dare get close enough or they'd risk a painful bite. Until now, only Sea-tris knew just how delicious these hidden treasures were. STRAWBERRY gummy coated with GUAVA and CITRUS sour sand.

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

YelloFyve thought he could sneak through Grimtart unnoticed. But Zalk would never let that happen! Zalk caught him creeping through the Trecle Tutors' orchard, making off with some of their finest Pink Lemonade and Grapefruit juice blends. Without a second thought, Zalk grabbed the biggest lemons he could find and started launching them at the thief! One giant lemon smashed YelloFyve's bag, sending the Pink Lemonade and Grapefruit juices splashing together. The unexpected mix was so delicious that even Zalk couldn't get enough of it. ORANGE gummy coated in a bold PINK LEMONADE and GRAPEFRUIT sour sand.

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside

Tart Lake tried to claim the Trecle Tutor that slipped beneath the ice, his brothers will not let that stand and armed with pickaxes are breaking him out. Which sent frozen orange shards everywhere. Unexpectedly, those turned out to be an incredible treat. Now they have brought them back for you to try! An Orange gummy with an Orange Creamsicle Sour coating.

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
• Flavors from Natural Sources
• Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
• Real fruit purees inside

Tur'Meric rides past the Borelords' tower, traversing the land to help Zalk with an upcoming Mixture... he's bringing some amazing Mangos and some Chamoy to help create this delicious flavour. Come and try it today to see if the danger was worth it! A Mango gummy base coated in Chamoy-flavored sour sand that will hit the spot you didn't know you had a craving for.

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
• Flavors from Natural Sources
• Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
• Real fruit purees inside

Jeb McCandry has been known for his unorthodox flavor combinations in the past, but nothing like this... Jalapeno and Lime sour coating on an Orange gummy turned out to be surprisingly HOT, SOUR, and DELICIOUS!!! He calls it Green Heat, and it's contained in this little sour gummy that you should definitely test out on your taste buds!!!

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
• Flavors from Natural Sources
• Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
• Real fruit purees inside

Jeb McCandry may be the only one in Grimtart with an antenna on top of his house. None who inhabit the planet of Bingus would hear him; his message is for the others... "Red. Blue. Green. Sour. 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100010 01101111 01111001 01110011" being broadcast to the cosmos for all to hear. Are you Listening?? This bag holds three gummies, Strawberry, Green Apple and Blue Raspberry, each coated in a matching Strawberry, Green Apple or Blue Raspberry Sour Sand.

Plant-based gummies coated in our own sour sand, the same sour that powers our belts, now in gummy form.

• • 30% less sugar than leading brands (like Sour Patch Kids!)
  • Flavors from Natural Sources
  • Dyed with turmeric, spirulina, vegetable, and fruit juice!
  • Real fruit purees inside